Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Grumpy Old Man Glover Too

This is the follow-up to Grumpy Old Man Glover and if you haven't read it, this story won't make much sense.

It's kind of my take on what some things will look like in Oshawa in the year 2030.


Enjoy.


Grumpy Old Man Glover Too

By: Christopher Mackenzie Glover

Chapter 1- NOT EXACTLY AS PLANNED


The sizzle of wicks pierced the quiet night on this cool August evening in the summer of 1921.  The burning orange glow filled the darkness with light.


In the distance he spotted them.  Little bobbing white dots were coming towards his house from all directions.  He had nowhere to go.  The blue glow from the well blazed as the full moon shone brightly.  He grabbed the bag with all his worldly possessions and stepped towards the hole.  In an instant he disappeared at the exact moment that the massive explosion lit up the sky.




Chapter 2 – GRANDMA’S BIG GROUNDHOG


For nine months the urge to go over and dig up his grandma’s back lawn had been gnawing at him.  Curiosity was getting the better of Cosmo.  What had great, great, great Uncle David left for him?  Tomorrow he was going to find out.


His Grandma Glover was heading to Florida to visit her sister and Cosmo had agreed to take in her mail while she was gone. 


The next day he drove his bike to her house.  Calmly he went to the garage and grabbed an old shovel.  He measured out five feet diagonally from the back corner and carefully cut away a big chunk of sod and began to dig.


For ten minutes he dug until his shovel made a hard thunk.


He pulled out a metal box which was wrapped in several layers of plastic sheeting. He scraped off the thick mud and looked at it.  It was an Elvis Presley lunch pail from the late 1950’s which struck Cosmo as odd.  He carefully removed the plastic and opened the lid.  Inside was another clear plastic bag protecting a letter in a browning envelope. Some other small objects were wrapped up too.   Cosmo carefully took out the letter and shuffled to the last page and looked at the signature.


It was a letter from great, great, great Uncle David dated July 10th, 1957.  This was very confusing.  David was already 50 in 1921.  He would have been nearly 90 when he wrote this letter, far too old to sneak in the yard and bury it.


He quickly filled in the hole and replaced the sod.  It didn’t look exactly right, but close enough.  If his grandma said anything, he would just say he saw a big groundhog in the yard.




Chapter 3 – A BEFUDDLING MYSTERY


Cosmo went home and took the box up to his room and studied it again.  He lifted out the letter and began to read.  He was having a major feeling of déjà vu, as this was eerily similar to the plot of the third Back to the Future Movie he had just seen a month ago.


Dear Cosmo (Chris)


I hope you are doing well.  I’m sure you will find it strange that this letter is dated 1957 since I would’ve been 86 at this point.  Actually I’m 66 when I’m writing this letter.


The night after you went back to 1989 I was planning to disappear as we had discussed the day before. Constable Rundle and several other police officers were coming to my property.  I thought they were coming to search my property for the illegal liquor they thought I was hiding.  Probably coming to steal it for themselves.


Unfortunately I had nowhere to go and had already lit the wicks on the dynamite.  There was a full moon that night and I slipped into the time hole to escape.  When I appeared I was still on my farm but it was covered with tall grass and bushes and the burnt out remains of my house were scattered all around.


I went to downtown Oshawa to try and find a place to stay, but from the cars I seen on the street and all the new houses, I knew I was definitely sometime in the near future.  I had all my money with me so I changed it for new bills at the bank.    I quickly discovered I was in 1941 and Canada was at war with Germany once again.  I was too old to fight, but easily found a job at General Motors building tanks and jeeps for the war effort. 




I shaved off my moustache so no one would recognize me.  The last of my brothers and sisters had passed away only a few years before, but I wasn’t sure who else might remember me from that time. 


Ironically, I ended up working for your Great Grandpa Jeffrey.  I don’t think he ever suspected who I was, although I used to catch him looking at me strangely from time to time.  I even worked with your Grandpa Glover for a short time.


I worked here for several years until 1957.  You’ll be interested to know that the person I trained to do my job before I retired was your father.


About one year after I retired I became very sick with cancer and the doctor in 1957 only gave me six months to live.  I decided to take a chance and see if the time hole could take me to the future and I could find a cure. 


By the time you read this I will be either long dead, or lost in time.  I have no idea if the time hole will take me forward or back into the past.  It just seems to take us wherever it wants. I think it has a mind of its' own.

Samuel Glover's Grave in Union Cemetary.  David's Father.


Take care Chris; it was a pleasure to know you.  What an adventure I had.  My wife and daughters’ graves are in Union Cemetery.  I bought a plot very close by in 1941. So no matter when I go I will be buried here.  Please come by and clip the weeds from time to time.


Your friend Uncle David.
July 10th, 1957


P.S. – My name was Fred Filbertson after I left 1921.



Downtown Circa 1958



Cosmo held the letter for a long time.  It made him very curious. 


What would it be like to time travel again?  He had often thought about it since his first experience.  David had ended up travelling in the time hole at least twice with no ill effects.  He had a quiet life and stayed out of the way of history.  Couldn’t he just do the same?  Nothing would happen like it did in the Back to the Future movies.  After all, real life is no movie.  Then again he was making a decision about whether or not to time travel and that was just a wee bit out of the ordinary.


Chapter 4 – BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY


The next day Cosmo went to Union Cemetery and looked for the graves.  He found David’s family.  About five graves over was a small grave with the name Fred Filbertson. The grave had one simple line, 'I’ve seen a lot in this life.' with only the date of death listed as April 1971.  Cosmo felt satisfaction that David had lived a long life and found it eerie that he passed away a month before he was born.  However, if he was gravely ill in 1957 how did he live another 14 years?


The overwhelming urge to travel back in time plagued Cosmo’s every thought for the next few weeks.   What if he just slipped through for one day?  David had gone forward in time, maybe he would too.  The past or the present; it didn’t matter where he ended up.  Each would be equally fun.  He knew from all the other campers before that as long as he went back on the same full moon cycle he would return to his time. At least he hoped that was still true.


It was decided then, Cosmo would go through again.  In about two months when Camp Samac opened for the summer he would put on his old counsellor shirt and slip in to the camp on a full moon.




Chapter 5SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS ONE THROUGH


It was a warm night on July 10th, 1990.  The moon was almost a blood red colour.  It was to be a nearly full moon for at least a few nights.  Cosmo knew that wherever he ended up, the moon would be equally as full on the other end.  He could slip into another time for a day and take some pictures. Even if he went to the future, Camp Samac would always be there.  They would never build houses on that land.


He made sure he had lots of film for his Kodak Super Autofocus camera.  He brought some food and water for a day or two, but nothing with packaging on it.  He drank a big cup of tea so he could stay awake for the whole day.  He even brought some old coins from different times.  Cosmo had studied the Back to the Future Movies very carefully and he was fully prepared to make sure he did not interfere with the time stream or whatever the time travelling thingamabob was all about.


Close to midnight Cosmo was standing at the edge of the barrier leading to the remains of David Glover's house that the Park Rangers had built late the previous summer.  He could see a very faint blue glow under all the bricks he had thrown there last year.  Having one final thought about what he was doing he went closer to the hole and pulled out two bricks.  The blue glow was strong and blinded him for a second. He staggered back two large steps, hit his head off a tree that wasn’t there a few seconds ago and lurched forward again.  He stumbled over a pile of bricks and felt himself falling through the blackness to the ground.  He got up and stumbled about fifty feet, but there was blinding pain on his forehead. The last thing he remembered was his face hitting the grass.


Chapter 6 – REALLY LOST IN TIME


The pain in his face wrenched him from sleep.  He felt a bandage on his forehead and then a sick feeling shot through his body.  He was somewhere in time, but where?


A screen to the right of his bed lit up.  He could see his heart rate, blood sugar, brain activity level, blood type, etc.  A crystal clear 3D picture of a man appeared and spoke, “How are you son? I’m Nurse David Cowan.  Your Biosense Monitor indicated you just woke up. You’ve got quite a nasty bruise and cut on your forehead.”


“Where am I? Did you say nurse?”


“Well you’re in Toronto East General Hospital in the old city of Oshawa. We were hoping you could tell us who you are?  You were found in the older part of Camp Samac Park unconscious.“


“I was? Camp Samac….Park?”


“Your DNA record, our face recognition program and your thumbprint actually said you were some 59 year-old man named Christopher Mackenzie Glover.  Obviously our data server is acting weird. ”


Cosmo thought for a minute.  He couldn’t tell them his real name.  Now he knew he was in the future.  40 years in the future in fact.  It was 2030.  Thinking, he realized he must have staggered back after being blinded when he removed the bricks and gone through the time hole a second time when he fell forward.  David had travelled 20 years in 1921 to 1941, so he must have gone double.  At least he was beginning to learn more about how the time hole worked.  For some reason it was now taking people to the future.  It was just another one of those things he couldn’t explain and it hurt his head more just thinking about it.


“How long have I been here…Nurse Cowan?”


“Only 4 hours, but you still don’t look well.  Why don’t you get some sleep and we’ll figure this all out in the morning.  The police said they would be back to interview you when you woke up and were feeling better.  You must have tripped the park's after hours motion and heat detectors.  Good night,” replied the nurse as the screen beside him went blank.


Cosmo was just about to nod off when he said out loud to himself, “I wonder if I could contact myself?”


Just then a soothing female voice on the screen spoke “Good evening, welcome to Internet Three.  Begin your contact search on Yahgoogle. Please press your thumb to the screen to begin accessing your account.”


Cosmo had heard about this internet thing, but in 1990 it was supposed to be 15 years before it was in homes and in mass use.  Cosmo pressed his thumb to the screen and a picture of an older man with a big scar over his left eye appeared. Information scrolled by on the screen below the picture.  It said he was retired from some place called Ontario Power Generation, Darlington B Nuclear, and that he worked there for 35 years.  He had two daughters named Ariana aged 41 who was a local city counsellor for Toronto East and Kaylee aged 38 a kindergarten teacher at Harmony Heights Public School, but no mention of a wife.  Just then a voice came from the doorway.


“Psst, Chris are you awake?” said a voice from just outside his dark hospital room.


“Huh, who’s there?”


“No time to talk, get on your clothes, they’re in the closet by the washroom.”


Cosmo got up quickly but was dizzy from the pain in his head.  He felt the big bandage over his left eye.  He quickly pulled on his clothes and for the first time saw the face in the door.  It was his older self.


“Hurry, the hospital DNA detector will only be fooled for so long, stay very close to me so it looks like we are one big person.”


Old Chris was moving very fast for a 59 year-old man.  Maybe people from this time were in better shape, and he only looked like he was maybe 45.  Thank God, he still had most of his hair too.


Quickly they got in his car which was near Parkwood Estate on the street.  Amazingly this part of the city looked the same except all the street light bulbs were spiral shaped and all the lamp posts had solar panels on them.


“So is this a flying car?  I can’t wait to fly,” said Cosmo to his older self.


“Uh, no.  When I was your age I thought for sure we would have flying cars by now, but they just cost too much.  Many people can now work from home and controlled computer traffic flow on the highways have eliminated a lot of the traffic congestion.”


Cosmo noticed the car didn’t really make any noise.  The older Chris wasn’t even really driving, just pushing the odd button.  The car was practically driving itself.


“Why is this car so quiet?” Cosmo asked older Chris.


“It’s a Buick Regal hydrogen car.  It runs on purified tap water.  It takes about a litre of water a day. Now the only oil is from the Arctic Ocean and it’s hard to get.  Most cars run on either purified tap water or solar fuel cells you charge in your backyard.”


‘Amazing,’ thought Cosmo.  He was still in shock to be sitting in a car with his older self and really didn’t know what to say.  They drove north on Simcoe Street.  Cosmo noticed that there were now many tall buildings and houses surrounding the brand new looking entrance to Camp Samac Park.  A big sign said ‘University Ontario Institute of Technology.’  Many tall buildings stood where only yesterday it was the much smaller Durham College surrounded by farmland and Winfield’s Farm to the north.  Another odd thing he saw was that there were Tim Horton’s Donut Shops every kilometre.  Some even had two or three drive-thrus.  In 1990 there was only one Tim Horton’s in Oshawa and it didn’t have a drive-thru.


The older Chris spoke again,” I know you have lots of questions, since I am you, but I can’t tell you much.  In fact you’ve seen too much already.  You can’t benefit from anything you see.  Just seeing the internet and the cars you’ve seen is a lot of information.   Besides, tomorrow you’re going back.  Remember what happened to Marty McFly.”


When they got to the house, old Chris unlocked his door by simply saying the word ‘Open.’  The house was very nice and well decorated.  The lights came on with voice commands too and Cosmo was taken to the living room and old Chris directed him to a couch that was more like a bed and already made up for sleeping.  With all that had happened and the pain coming from his head, Cosmo fell asleep as soon as he hit the sofa.


Chapter 7 – TIME FOR A CHANGE


The next day Chris awoke but the pain in his head was gone.


Again he said to himself out loud, ”I wonder if they still have T.V.?”


Just then a small projector shone onto a large flat white area on the wall.  A crystal clear 3D image of a nice smiling woman came on the screen.


“Specify program,” said the lady with the voice exactly like the computer from Star Trek the Next Generation.


“Star Trek!”  In 1990 Star the Next Generation was by far his favourite show.


“Specify.  Star Trek Original Series, Star Trek the Next Generation, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek Enterprise, Original Movie Series, Next Generation Movie Series, 2010 Movie Series, Star Trek The Next Generation Again, etc.”


Cosmo was nearly in a state of ecstasy at the thought of all the Star Trek he would get to enjoy over the next 40 years.


“Computer, television library off,” said the raspier but familiar voice behind him. “What did I tell you last night?  You can’t know too much about the future.   Geeez, don’t you listen?  No of course you don’t. At that age I was a stupid little……”


Cosmo thought that the older version of himself was kind of grumpy.  His older self gave him a warm cup of tea to drink.


“Listen just stay low today.  You can watch any program you want from before 1990.  Don’t access any of the news archives either, especially from 2001 and 2018.  Actually, you can’t because I’m going to lock out any internet files from before 1990,” said the older and much grumpier version of Chris.


“Listen, I have someone for you to meet,” said old Chris.


Just then an older, but recognizable man stepped out from the hall.


It was great Uncle David.


“David.  You’re still alive!” said Cosmo excitedly.


David motioned to old Chris, “Could you give us a moment?  I would like to talk to your younger self alone.”


“Yeah, whatever, it’s not like I don’t know what you tell him.  For all the good it did me.’’


“Well, who knows Chris,” David said, “Maybe this is the second time I’ve told you and maybe this time it will get through.”


Old Chris stormed off.


“David, how did you end up here?” asked Chris excitedly.


“Well I’ve only been here about two days myself.  I tried three different jumps only a few days after I wrote you that letter and ended up here.  I walked from the park onto the street.  There was a shelter for the city bus outside the park entrance. I walked past it and the wall started talking to me!  I asked for you and it phoned your house.  You came and got me so fast I thought you must have been expecting me.”


“Well now that you just told me, I will be waiting for you. What about your cancer?”


“Turns out the type of cancer I have is treatable by a pill you buy at the drug store.  Take the pill for four weeks and you’re cured.  I’ve only taken the pill for two days and feel better already.”


“Wow, incredible!” exclaimed Cosmo.


“David, why is my older self so…grumpy?”


“Well from what I have found out from the talking wall, you were married once, but your wife died during something called the H4N9 Feline Flu Epidemic of 2018.  I think I know something about how the older you must be feeling.”


“Oh yeah, your wife….”trailed off Cosmo without finishing.


“When the time comes you must try not to be so bitter.  Find some purpose in your life, like I did with the time travelling kids.”


“What are you going to do now David?”


“I really don’t know.  I may try to get back to my life in the late 50’s, but I need to stay here and finish the cancer treatment first.  I got remarried in 1946 to a war widow. I didn’t mention her in my letter to you.”


Cosmo then remembered the grave and knew David would make it back and live another 14 years, but didn’t say a thing. Just then Cosmo started to feel an overwhelming urge to sleep.  His eyes became suddenly heavy.


“Cosmo are you okay?” asked David.


“I … uh…don’t know…I ahhh, aahh.”


Just like that Cosmo passed out on the bed.  David rushed to him very concerned.  Then he heard old Chris’ voice from behind.


“Don’t worry, he’s okay.  I gave him a drug to put him to sleep.  He knows too much already.  I wished you hadn’t told him about our wife.  It makes him…us…bitter knowing we were helpless to save her.  We’ll take him back to Camp Samac Park tonight.  We’ll place him near the time hole and he’ll go back to his time.”


“But he jumped 40 years ahead this time.  Are you sure?” inquired David.


“What do you think?” said old Chris smiling coyly.


“Wait a minute,” said David suspiciously.  “If you didn’t want me to tell your younger self about Angela, then why didn’t you stop me?”


Old Chris just looked blankly at David and said nothing and David didn’t press the issue.


……………………


That night old Chris and David took Cosmo to the wooded area in Camp Samac Park.  Chris and David placed Cosmo near the time hole.  Carefully, with a long shovel, Chris dug up some dirt and dislodged a few bricks from the now over 100 year-old ruins of David Glover's original farmhouse.  A bloom of blue light sprang from the ground.  It was getting dimmer every year now as they were slowly mining the old dump for raw materials.  Cosmo faded in and out a few times and then he disappeared.


David left the park with Chris.


“Oh crap, I forgot the shovel,” said Chris.


“No problem, I’ll go back and get it.”


David walked back to the wooded spot in the park.  He held up the pencil sized flashlight and picked up the shovel.  As he did he noticed a plaque near a garden and something in the writing instantly caught his eye.  The name Glover.


He read the plaque.






Chapter 8 – IT AIN’T OVER TILL IT’S OVER!
Cosmo groggily turned over and felt something tickle his nose.  It was the tall grass from the area around the time hole.  The sun was just beginning to poke through the night sky.
He turned over and sat up.  Did he just dream his trip to the future?  As he went to stand up he felt something poke him in the thigh from inside his pocket.  He pulled out a little plastic container.  He opened it up and found two little plastic cubes with a metal piece on the end of each one. The first one was about the size of a thumb. The second looked similar but was only the size of a pinkie nail and was much thinner.  Neatly wrapped beside it was a folded piece of paper.
Cosmo opened the note and read it.
‘If you want to save your wife, you will need these plastic cubes. Keep them somewhere safe and dry. The technology to view the data on the bigger cube will be available around 2004.  The smaller one in 2017.  You must keep them protected until then.  When the Internet starts to become popular in your near future, learn all you can about something called web sites.  You will need the knowledge to help prepare you for what you will need to do in the future.  I can’t tell you any more than that, everything you need to know is on these cubes. Try and resist the urge to time travel.  I know it will be tough to do. Sincerely, yourself.”
At the same time back in 2030 depending on your perspective, old Chris touched the small dime size phone button on his ear.  The phone rang and Chris waited for the voice he was hoping for.

“Oh hello dear are you enjoying your two month long trip in Australia?.....Good, good.  What’s going on here? Oh, nothing same old same old…just your average typical day.”
THE END

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Grumpy Old Man Glover


I originally started writing this story with the theme of summer camp in mind, but it turned into an Oshawa history lesson as well. 

When I was in high school I worked as a camp counsellor at Camp Samac in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada way back in 1989.  Camp Samac was donated by Oshawa’s most famous resident, Colonel Sam McLaughlin, who helped found General Motors of Canada.
Oshawa's original 'GET OFF MY LAWN' guy!
 
I apologize to my old boss Mara who is Snoozer in this story.  I had to make her seem bossy and a bit harsh to further the plot development.  She was actually very good to work for.
As always enjoy. 

See the follow-up story to this, Grumpy Old Man Glover Too, posted in January 2012.  My vision of Oshawa in 2030

Grumpy Old Man Glover
BY: cHRISTOPHER MACKENZIE GLOVER
“I can’t... I just can’t do it,” said Cosmo with tears welling up in his eyes.
“Pull yourself together man,” Snoozer, the head camp counsellor snapped.
“No, I’m done. I’m finished, broken, beaten, my soul is destroyed, and my sense of self is withering to nothing, I..”
“Stop being such a wimp! Get your butt out of that cot. Go out to the main hall and meet your group of new campers for the week……NOW!!!” she said.
Cosmo practically flew out of his cot after that blistering ‘NOW’.  It was Sunday Night at Camp Samac in Oshawa and it was arrivals night for the next crop of lovely, wonderful, little children.  Cosmo was at the end of his rope.  The year was 1989 and it was his first and probably only year as a camp counsellor.  After weeks of having greasy food and sugary drinks, living in smelly dirty cabins, showering under trickles of cold water and putting up with homesick, whining, bed wetting, evil campers….he was fried!
Note the watch on my wrist.  It is the actual watch mentioned later in the story.

He wondered who invented the term ‘Happy Campers’, because he wanted to find that person and.............  He realized thinking like that wasn’t helping ease his pain. He needed to lock those thoughts in the deepest darkest corner of his mind.

Buzz meeting his last group for the summer.  Clearly working on his last nerve.
He studied his fresh batch of little pride and joys, trying not to show any signs of fear.  Campers smelled fear like blooming roses in July and could devour weak counsellors whole.  Cosmo introduced himself and explained how the week would go to the kids and their parents.   After he pried two of the instantly homesick ones off their parent’s legs, he helped them find their bunks and get settled.  Cosmo then got the kids their nightly snack.  With the wonderful children sufficiently pacified for the night on milk and warm chocolate chip cookies, he and the other counsellors got them to sleep.  Okay, it wasn’t that easy, it took the usual three hours and Cosmo finally collapsed in his own bunk for his normal four hours of sleep.
The next morning the typical breakfast of French toast and orange syrupy drink was served for the 26th time that summer.  Cosmo then gathered up his ten kids and took them on the customary first day hike around the camp. 



One of my groups from 1989.

On this particular day he decided to take the kids to the deepest part of the woods. They walked to the far end of the property where people rarely ventured.
This part of the woods contained the remains of an old house, next to a creek.  All that was left of the house was the chimney, foundation and big pile of bricks.  About 500 ft. from this was the capped off remains of the old Oshawa dump that bordered the Samac property.  The dump had only been closed for about seven years.
“Don’t get too close to the house kids, there could be old well holes under all that brush,” Cosmo warned the curious campers.
“How old is this house?” asked a camper named Izzy.
Cosmo thought for a minute, “This house is about 100 years old.  The last time anybody lived here was about 70 years ago.  At one time some of the land in this area was owned by the Glover family.”
“What kind of farm was it?” another camper named Billy inquired.
“The Glovers were cattle farmers.  The first to come to Canada was Samuel Glover who immigrated here around 1830.  He was from a village called Clovelly in the south of England which is in the county of Devon.  Samuel married a local girl named Margaret Branton and they had twelve kids!  I think there were nine boys and three girls.  In fact there is a street nearby called Glover’s Road.  It’s named after the family.”



“How do you know all this?” asked Izzy.
“My last name is Glover.  Cosmo is just a nickname I have been forced to use by my despotic oppressor overlords at camp.  These farmers were my ancestors.”
Crickets chirped, bees buzzed overhead and squirrels jumped in the nearby leaves.  None of the kids had a clue what despotic oppressor overlords meant.  That was probably a good thing.
Just then he decided to break the number one rule of camp counselling.  He was going to tell them a ghost story.  Cosmo was so fried from the crazy summer he just didn’t care anymore.
“See those burn marks all over the bricks?  Legend has it that one of the original Glover sons, whose name was David, lived in this house alone.  The locals used to call him Grumpy Old Man Glover.  He would never let anyone near his property.  He was described as having long wicked fingernails, sharp pointy yellow rotting teeth, wild hair, and a hideous hair covered mole on his nose.  The old locals say he carried a sharp pitchfork at all times.  Not even his brothers and sisters came near the house.  He is known as Oshawa’s original ‘Get off my Lawn Guy’ .”

Cosmo had the kids full attention now.  “During something called the Spanish Flu in 1919, David Glover’s wife and three daughters got sick and passed away.  He went kind of strange after they died. He was so upset he stopped farming.  If anyone came near his property after that, he scared them off so he could grieve alone.”
“Yeah, what’s so scary about that,” sniffed Jessica, a snotty 13 year-old.
“Patience now, I’m not finished yet,” Cosmo explained.   “Apparently sometime around the summer of 1921 in his sorrow, Grumpy Old Man Glover took some dynamite and blew up his house with himself in it.  If you come near this house on a full moon they say you can still see his bluish coloured ghost wandering around trying to scare people off the property.”

As he finished, he noticed most of the campers were scared out of their minds.  One little guy named Darryl, about six, looked close to tears.  He instantly felt bad about telling them the story.  However, he noticed three of the older kids, Izzy, Billy and Jessica looked excited.  Just as he was leaving, Cosmo saw a rusty piece of metal in the dirt slightly under a shattered tree root.



He picked it up and wiped off the worst of the crud.  It looked like an old watch.  He put it in his pocket and was going to examine it later.
The rest of that day went on like a normal first day of camp; finish the hike, grilled cheese and syrupy drink for lunch (again), craft, games, swim, and hot dogs and syrupy drink for dinner.  Finally it was night time with a campfire, snack and the long gruelling, painful, tortuous ritual of getting kids to go to sleep.  Cosmo was doing the last check for bed with one of his fellow counsellors Buzz.
“Buzz, two kids are not in their beds.”
“Yeah, who?”
“Izzy and Billy,” replied Cosmo.
“Oh, the two kids who tried to set Eggy’s foot on fire with a burning marshmallow at the campfire tonight?”
Just then Snoozer came into the main hall at Kitchie lodge where Cosmo and Buzz were talking.
“Guys, we have a problem.  One of the female campers is missing, Jessica.”
“Izzy and Billy are missing too,” said Buzz.
“Wait a second,” Snoozer said as her right eyebrow shot up knowingly and her blues eyes blazed with annoyance.  “All those kids are in your group Cosmo.  Any idea where they might be?”
Cosmo walked to the big front doors of Kitchie Lodge and peered outside.  It was a full moon tonight.  He had a good idea where they might be.

Kitchie Lodge at Camp Samac.  Full name above doors. Try saying five times fast.
“Snoozer can you grab your can of Mosquito Blaster 500 and Buzz bring your Blinder 4000 Mag Light and come with me.”

No chance!
On the way Cosmo explained to them about telling his group the ghost story about Grumpy Old Man Glover.  Snoozer was absolutely furious and was giving Cosmo a world class verbal lashing.  As they walked towards the secluded corner of the camp, Snoozer kept going on about being fired, arrested, the camp being sued, firing squad for Cosmo, the end of civilization as we know it, etc, etc.

Within a few minutes they reached the old house.  They searched frantically but there were no signs of the kids.  Cosmo then noticed a strange faint blue glow coming from the ground near the old foundation.

“Buzz, shut-off your flashlight,” instructed Cosmo as he handed it back to him.
Cosmo approached the glowing hole very slowly while the other two stayed back.  The substance seemed to start floating in the air.

“I think this an old well from the Glover Farm,” stated Cosmo.  “Must be some kind of toxic substance leaching over from the old dump.”
“Glover Farm?  Is that story true?” asked Snoozer.
“Yes,” said Chris ‘Cosmo’ Glover.
“You’re kidding right?  I thought that story was just made up,” Buzz asked excitedly.
“No, my family really did settle and farm in this area for over a hundred years.  David Glover was my great, great, great uncle who lost his family during the Spanish Flu Epidemic in 1919.  In 1921 he blew himself up while inside his house in a fit of grief. They never did find his body.  My Grandpa Frank use to tell me all the stories about the old family.  He swore that during a full moon you could see this same blue glow on the property.  In those days people were very superstitious and never went near the farm again.  When the land was eventually sold 25 years after David Glover died, the trees had grown over this area, so they just left it.  Sometime well after that, the dump was started next to the camp.”
 Cosmo then reached the edge of the hole and peered in.  That was the last thing he remembered.
Cosmo awoke on a wood floor covered in an old itchy wool blanket.  He could smell burning wood.  Next to him on the floor were the three missing campers, all fast asleep.  He took a good look at them.  They seemed fine, but he noticed they were dressed in old clothes that looked like they came from the World War I era.  He also noticed that Izzy and Billy’s brush-cuts had grown out.  The situation was strange, and getting stranger by the minute.    
Cosmo sat up. Sitting at an old wood table was his ancestor, great, great, great uncle David.  He recognized him right away.  David Glover had a very distinctive moustache and Cosmo had seen it many times in photographs at his Grandma and Grandpa Glover’s house.

Actual Photo of Glover Ancestor circa 1890


What he couldn’t understand was why this man was sitting in front of him and what he was doing sitting on his floor.
“Am I dead?  Did I fall down that well and die?  Are you here to take me and these campers to heaven?” asked Cosmo.
David chuckled, “Well not exactly son, but I bet you’re not gonna believe where you are when I tell you.”
“You’re David Glover, son of Samuel Glover and I’d say if I’m not really dead then this is around 1920 or so,” said Cosmo knowingly.
“Yes, that’s right, but it’s actually August 1921.”  Now it was David’s turn to be startled.  “How did you know that?  You’re the first one to pop out of that infernal hole who knows who I am.”
Cosmo explained that his name was Chris Glover, he was the grandson of Frank Glover and he had come from the year 1989.  David accepted everything he said as if this were nothing new to him.
“Frank is my great nephew, just born last year,” exclaimed David.
“So David, you seem to know what’s going on here.  Could tell me what the hell is happening since I seem to have travelled back in time?  In fact I seem to be pretty calm about it.  I think I’ve been watching too many science fiction movies.”
“Uh... science what?  And you don’t have to use terrible curse words like H-E-L-L.  Anyway, this started happening about a year ago when I tried to dig a new well closer to the house. This faint blue substance appeared and prevented me from finishing.  My wife and daughters had just…”
Cosmo cut him off, “I know about your family David, it’s okay.”
“Oh, yeah...all right. Well one night I was sitting in my kitchen looking outside as I was listening to my brand new radio.  Electricity had just been hooked up to the house a few weeks before and home radios were new then.  I noticed the glowing blue light from the well got brighter all of a sudden.  Two kids in Boy Scout uniforms suddenly appeared near the well.  They seemed very scared. “
 “What happened next?” asked Cosmo.
“I took them in the house.  Boy Scouts have been training in this area since 1910 so I figured they were lost.  They pulled out two small radios from their pockets. They were tiny compared to my brand new radio, so I knew something was strange. 



I started asking them where they lived and how did they get all the way out here.  The boys told me that they were at camp with their Boy Scout troop and were walking deep in the woods.  They seen a weird blue glow and the next thing they knew they were standing next to a house in the middle of an open field.  I would have thought those boys were crazy if they hadn’t mentioned the blue glow.  I knew then that something strange was happening.  After talking to them for a while, one mentioned he was born in 1942 and the other in 1943. I pieced together bits of what the boys were telling me and I realized they were from the year 1956.  They talked about some place called Camp Samac and weird music called Rock’n Roll and some guy Alvis Pestoly or something??  I was actually pretty afraid myself, but they were just scared kids.”
Cosmo remembered his Dad telling him about a strange experience when he was an Eagle Scout at Camp Samac in 1956.  He was lost in the woods for a day and he was found and helped by a man with a moustache.  When he returned to the camp, no one had ever heard of the man before.  Cosmo wondered if one of the lost boys was his father.
“What did you tell them?” Cosmo asked.
“I just told them they were lost in the woods and in the morning we’d try to get them home.  What is this Camp Samac place?” inquired David
Cosmo dug through his memory banks, “In my time of 1989 it is the land around where the Glover and Mitchell farms used to be.  It was donated by Colonel Sam McLaughlin to the Boy Scouts in 1946 after the Second World War.”


“Second World War?  We just got over The Great War three years ago.  Oh forget it, probably best I don’t ask about this future stuff.”
“Yes, I probably shouldn’t say too much,” replied Cosmo.
“Everyone knows Mr. McLaughlin,” said David.  He’s our most famous citizen.   Sam, his brother George and his father Robert McLaughlin started the McLaughlin Motor Car Company about fourteen years ago, around 1907.  Three years ago it became General Motors of Canada and is run by Sam and George.

William and Mary Street in Oshawa stretching to Highway 2 and Ritson Road.  Today it is just an empty lot awaiting to become a Costco.  I could not find a historical plaque in the area, anywhere.  Sad!


He just built that big fancy mansion called Parkwood in downtown Oshawa in 1917.  I hear that it has a swimming pool inside it.”


If you've never been to Parkwood, go and take your kids.  What an interesting place for the time it was built in.

“Yes, I was at Parkwood on a class tour just this past year.   In fact, it was just made a National Historic Site of Canada only a few weeks ago, in my time that is.  So what happened after that?” asked Cosmo.
“The blue glow appeared brighter the next night too.  The two boys went out ahead of me and when they got too close to the well, they just disappeared again.” David sighed. “I never told a living soul.  They’d lock me up in the local crazy house for sure.  Say I was loony on account of my wife and daughters dying.”
“I understand,” said Cosmo.
David continued, “Then it started happening all the time.  Kids from different years started showing up around the full moon every few months or so.  They all came from different times, but never past your year of 1989.  Sometimes they would leave stuff behind. I’ve kept a few things they’ve left, but I keep them well hidden.  I have those small transistor radios that the first kids left behind.  It has D.E.G initialed on one of them.  I have a magazine called Tiger Beat from 1966. The cover has a group of singers that named themselves after some bugs, The Ants or Butterflies or something like that?? I even have this strange blonde doll, made of plastic I think it’s called, with the year 1973 stamped on it. A Bibby, Blarney or Barbattie?”

“Why are you looking after these kids when they come here?”
“Well, since my family passed I was looking for something to ease my sorrow.  I thought if the local police constables found out, they would take the kids.  In fact I thought I saw Constable John Rundle at edge of my property the other night.  Anyway, I didn’t want other parents to lose their children like I did.  I knew the only way to return them was if they stood by the well hole on a night around the full moon.”
“Do you know how this is happening?” asked Cosmo.
David replied, “No I don’t.  Sometimes it’s not always possible to understand everything that happens around us.  It just is and that’s that.”
Cosmo was okay with the explanation and thought the old dump and the moon’s gravitational pull might have something to do with it, but didn’t give it another thought.  It was best not to worry about such details.  It was what it was.
Cosmo pointed to the three sleeping campers on the floor, “Why does it appear as if these kids have been here for a few weeks?  The hair on the boys has grown out.”
“For some reason the kids weren’t able to return the next night or a few days later as usual.  The light in the hole wasn’t as bright this time.  I was keeping them safe until the next full moon, which is a few days away now, so we could try again.  It might have something to do with the fact that you came through too.  I have no idea why it does what it does.  Hopefully it will be strong enough to work.”
“Actually, I came through on the same night as them so maybe that has something to do with it?”
“True, I’ve never had two groups that came from the same night or even the same year,” answered David curiously.  “You were also the first to come through and be knocked out.”
 “But I showed up at a later date.  Oh is this one of things that is just too hard to explain.  We could sit here and keep trying to figure it out, but it will just confuse us.  How about we just accept it?”
 “Exactly!” agreed David
 “So maybe this unexplainable force has been disturbed and I might be trapped here for a few days or permanently?” said a startled Cosmo.
“Not to worry, I’m sure it was the two trips that weakened the hole.  Besides, nobody comes near the property.  I have a reputation for scaring people off my property.  I do it to protect the kids.”
“I know,” said Cosmo.  “In fact, that story lives on in my time. They used to call you Grumpy Old Man Glover.  I don’t know if I should tell you this, but I will anyway.  The story goes that sometime in the summer of 1921 you blew up your house with dynamite while you were still in it. People believed you did it over your grief for your family.  Now this house is just an old pile of rubble buried in the deepest part of the woods”
“I would never do that,” said a shocked and angry David.  “I miss my family terribly, but dynamite myself?  Never!  That’s a sin.”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to….”
David cut Cosmo off, “However, that’s a great idea.  Maybe the rubble from this house can block up that hole.  If it is getting weaker we wouldn’t want to chance any kids getting caught here permanently.  I couldn’t stand the thought of other parents losing their kids too.  If people think I’ve died in the explosion, they will never come here.  People in my time are scared of these things.”
“That must be what happens.  I know that my Grandpa Frank says they never found your body and your brothers made sure no one visited the property again,” explained Cosmo.
David and Cosmo just sat there in silence trying to take in the surreal conversation they just had.  When the three campers finally woke-up they were glad to see Cosmo.  He assured them everything was going to be okay and explained all about the time travel stuff.  They were fine with it too.
‘Must have seen Back to the Future too many times as well,’ thought Cosmo to himself.
The next few days Cosmo and great, great, great Uncle David got to know each other while they were waiting for the full moon. Cosmo let David do all the talking.  He didn’t want to say anything that would affect the future.   He had listened to the wise words of Dr. Emmett Brown from Hill Valley, California and was heeding those mystical words now.


Ode to the best science fiction movies ever made.
He enjoyed listening to how life was in Oshawa of 1921.  The day before the full moon, Cosmo convinced David to take him downtown.  It took them an hour to walk down the dirt road that was Simcoe Street North.  From there they caught the street car just south of Ross' Corners.  First they went to the intersection of Mary and William Street to see the new cars coming off the assembly line at the original GM Plant.  In Cosmo's time only a small part of the plant remained at this spot and the main GM plant had moved to near Lake Ontario in 1951.


GM assembly line in Oshawa circa 1915.


Of course, only forty McLaughlin-Buicks rolled off the line that day, not the 400 Buick Regals that roll off the line per day in 1989.

“Hello David,” said a voice from the GM stock yard.
“Well hello Harry, my friend.  How are you?” said David.
“Fine, fine.  I haven’t seen you for a long time David.  How you holding up?”
“As good as can be.  This is my friend uh, Franklin,” David said pointing to Cosmo.
“Hello Franklin, the name’s Harry Jeffery.”
“Very nice to meet you sir,” said a visibly shaken Cosmo as he shook Harry’s hand.
“How’s the job at the GM Plant Harry? And how’s that new baby girl of yours?”
“The baby is good, we named her Jean.  I like the job a lot but they want to make me a foreman.  I don’t think supervisor work is for me though.  Well I better get back.  You gents have a great day!”
Cosmo didn’t say anything to David, but he had just met one of his great grandfathers. The only one he would ever know in his lifetime.  Harry Jeffery would go on to work at GM until 1965.  When he retired he was superintendent of the Truck Plant.  So much for not taking the foreman job.

Harry Jeffery 1943
 David took him into town.  He saw the old shops which included a butcher shop, an ice-cream parlour and Woolworth’s department store.



Woolworth’s was closed down in his time, but his mother worked at her first job there in the early 1960’s.  The main mode of transportation was the train that ran from downtown Oshawa to the main line near the lake.  The only paved roads were in the downtown area and had only been that way for ten years according to David.
They went by Parkwood and saw the beautiful new mansion of Colonel Sam McLaughlin.  It was strange because the trees were smaller and the roof was shiny and bronze coloured, not green like it is today.  Most of the houses in downtown Oshawa were brand new and actually had people living in them.  In Cosmo’s time they had been turned into offices for lawyers and dentists.  He saw his high school O’Neill C.V.I, but it was called Oshawa Collegiate High School and was much smaller.



Cosmo even saw his grandparent’s house being built at the corner of Hillcroft and Mary Street.  He pointed the house out to David.

It was by far the strangest day of his life. It was strange to walk through a town he knew so well and see it from a very different perspective. However, it was very exciting at the same time.

Just as they were leaving the Four Corners of downtown Oshawa, a hand tapped David on the shoulder.  It was Constable John Rundle.

Constable John Rundle.  Actual uniform from that era.
“Just a minute there Mr. Glover.  I’ve had my eye on you for the past six months.  I know what you’re up to on your farm.”
“Oh, and what would that be sir?”
“I think you’re part of the operation that’s been smuggling rum and beer across Lake Ontario to the Americans in Syracuse, New York.  That’s why you won’t let anybody near your house.”
“I think you might be a little crazy officer,” laughed David.
“Oh, yeah!  Well I think you and your stranger friend should come to the police station and we’ll see what’s going on at your house.  Is your friend here your American contact? I’ve never seen him before.”
Just as Constable Rundle was going to summon a fellow officer, they heard spluttering noises from overhead.  Constable Rundle raised his hand to shade his eyes from the sun.  Out of nowhere a biplane came into view, wheeling and sputtering overhead.  The plane dipped and crashed into the downtown building across from them.



Actual Plane Crash in Oshawa circa 1921.  Very helpful for plot development.

In the commotion, Cosmo and David slipped away. 
“That was close,” said David.   What if they come to the house later?  It could be bad for you and the kids.”
“Not to worry.”  Cosmo explained further, “I remember this incident.  This plane crash is famous in Oshawa’s history.  It caused quite a commotion for a few days.  They shouldn’t come looking for us for a while.  With the full moon coming tonight we’ll be gone before they show up.”
The night of the full moon had finally come.  Cosmo and the campers put on their original clothes.  David and Cosmo said their good-byes.
“What are you going to do David?” asked Cosmo.
“I’m going to blow my house up tomorrow night and burn all the future stuff the campers have left behind.  One of my other brothers, John, owns a gravel pit just north of the city.  His oldest son Edgar works it most of the time as John is 56 and quite old now.  They have some dynamite to blast out new pits.”
“John is my great, great grandfather and Edgar was my Grandpa Frank’s dad.  I remember Grandpa Frank used to own that same pit.  He used to do cement paving too, when he wasn’t working at General Motors.  Most of my family have worked at GM since that time,” Cosmo explained.  “Where will you go after that?”
“I think I’m going to hop a train and move to Toronto.  I can blend into the big city without being noticed.  I tell you what, when you get back to your time go to your Grandpa Glover’s house on Hillcroft.   Go to the northwest corner of the property.  I’m going to bury a time capsule there for you and let you know how things turn out.”
“Wait,” said Cosmo.  “Don’t bury it there, bury it about 5ft away from the opposite property stake.  My grandfather builds a garage there shortly after they buy the house in 1951.  I have no idea who owned the house before them, so be careful when you do it.”
As they talked, the moon slipped out from behind the clouds. Its full brightness shone down onto the farm.  The blue glow from the well grew brighter.  Cosmo and the three campers looked in.  The next thing they knew they were standing in front of Buzz who was fumbling for his flashlight.
Snoozer was standing there beside them and shrieked, “But, but, but…you disappeared!”
“I think it was just a trick of the moonlight.  Look I’ve found the campers,” stated Cosmo rather casually.
“Thank goodness,” said Snoozer.   “If this wasn’t the end of the summer I’d have your butt hanging from the flagpole behind Kitchie Lodge.


Flag Pole outside Kitchie Lodge in 1989.  Very novel way to change the flag.

Let’s get these kids back into their beds.”
For the rest of the week Cosmo and his three time travelling campers were in a fog.  Cosmo explained to them again not to tell anyone what had happened.  Who would believe it anyway?  The kids were still a little shook-up from the events, but understood.
Late one night Cosmo returned to the old Glover house in the woods.  Obviously the original explosion had not been strong enough to block up the hole. David had explained how kids had arrived from several different times between 1921 and 1989. Cosmo knew he’d have to find a way of closing up the hole permanently.  He put some old tree trunks around it and completely filled it with the old bricks until the blue glow was no longer visible.  Hopefully nobody would time travel again.  Cosmo decided he would ask the Camp Ranger to build a barricade around the home for the kids' safety.
Cosmo saw his campers off the next day.  Izzy and Billy’s parents couldn’t believe how much their hair had grown out in just one week.  Must have been have wonderfully nutritious food they’d been eating.
Cosmo then began to pack up his things for the end of summer.  He had not been able to find his watch since the night he returned from 1921.  Then he found the rusty old watch he picked up earlier in the week.  He examined it closely and sure enough it was the same watch given to him by his Grandma Glover the day after his Grandpa Frank’s funeral in 1988.
It made him stop and think of all the possibilities that time travel could have.  He thought about the well, but then put those thoughts out of his head.  At least for the time being.  For now he thought about how and when he was going to sneak over to this grandmother’s house and dig around her back rose bush.
The End

Actual Important Historical Dates in this Story
1820 – Samuel Glover is born in Clovelly, Devon, England.

1834 – Samuel Glover comes to Canada.
1869 – Robert McLaughlin Starts Oshawa Carriage Works, Later to become McLaughlin Carriage Company.
1902 – Samuel Glover dies.
1907 – McLaughlin Family Starts the McLaughlin Motor Company.
1917 – Parkwood Estate is built in Oshawa.
1918 – McLaughlin Family Sells McLaughlin Motor Company to form General Motors of Canada – Sam and George McLaughlin Continue to Run the Company.
1918 – The Great War Ends (Later to Be Known as World War I).
1918-20 – The Spanish Flu rages across the world killing between 50 million and 100 million people. Using the lower number, that was roughly 3% of the world’s population at the time.
1920 – Frank  A. Glover is born.
1920 – Mass use of plastic in consumer products begins.
1920 – The first public radio stations started popping up all over North America.
1920 – Prohibition begins which is a national ban on the sale, manufacture, and transportation of alcohol, and lasts until 1933 in the United States.  Many Canadians got wealthy smuggling alcohol to various U.S. cities.
1921 – Sam McLaughlin becomes an Honorary Colonel of the 34th Ontario Regiment.
1921 – Future house of Frank and Jean Glover at 88 Hillcroft St. is built.
1921 – Jean Eleanor (nee Jeffery) Glover is born.
1921 – Robert McLaughlin dies.
1930 – Oshawa High School Opens After Extensive Renovations as O’Neill Collegiate and Vocational Institute.
1946 – Camp Samac is donated to the Boy Scouts by Colonel Sam McLaughlin.  Boy Scouts had been training for years in this area around the Mitchell and Glover farms.
1949 – Glover relative sells the remaining Glover farmland for housing development on the area known today as Kedron in North Oshawa.
1951 – Frank and Jean Glover buy 88 Hillcroft St.
1956 – Elvis Presley Has His First Number One Hit in January With Heartbreak Hotel.
1959 – The Barbie doll is launched.
1965 – Tiger Beat Magazine Publishes Its’ First Edition.
1971 – Cosmo, Snoozer and Buzz are born.  A monumental year to say the least.
1988 – Frank A. Glover dies.  Grandpa Glover’s watch is passed down to Cosmo.
1989 – Back to the Future Part 2 is released and does worse than expected business at the box office due to a weak science fiction plot.  Don’t you hate weak science fiction plots?  Me too!
1989 - Cosmo Gets a Job as a Camp Counsellor at Camp Samac.  Another red letter day in the history of Camp Samac.
1989 – Parkwood Estate is designated a National Historic Site of Canada.
2011 – One Glover home remains on the original lands of the Glover Homestead, one mile east of Simcoe Street north side of Conlin Road.

Other True Facts
Ø  Camp Samac did border onto a massive dump in North Oshawa.  Urban planning was not exactly stellar back in the 1950’s.
Ø  There really were two old house foundations half buried on the edge of the Samac property deep in the woods bordering the old dump.  No idea who owned the houses.
Ø  A plane did crash in downtown Oshawa circa 1918.  I changed the year to fit the story.  This was one of the most photographed incidents in Oshawa history.
Ø  Harry Jeffrey my great grandfather on my Grandma Jean Glover’s side, worked at GM from 1920 to 1965.  He was superintendent of the Truck Plant in old North Plant at the time of his retirement.  My Grandpa Frank and my father Donald Edward Glover also worked at GM for over 40 years each.  I decided to break the tradition.